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eBaum's Family
The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form
Laura K. Krishna is a plagiarist
Switch to Linux!
MERRY CHRISTMAS (in legalese)
Kodak Wins Case Against Sun For Patent Infringement (BBSpot.com)
That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car…
Preparing for emergencies -- UK style!
CERT Advisory CA-2000-69 AIBO Authentication Algorithm Corruption Vulnerability
Europe V.s Italy
Microsoft Knowledge Base: Hair Color of the "Person" Icon for a User Group Becomes Gray 
Many other links to funny MS Knowledge Base articles
Bill Gates' Blog
The Two Things
Apple's new Liquid Drooling System (geekculture.com)
Management Aptitude Test
Cicadas Kill
Funniest Speeding Ticket Dispute ever.
Installing Linux on a dead badger [strangehorizons.com]
Bush's Hotmail inbox
iPod Used In Domestic Homicide  (liquidgeneration.com)       
Slashdot story generator (BBSpot)
Navigating IKEA
Learn how to insult in many languages (insultmonger.com)
God Considers Smiting Bible Pirates (BBspot.com)
Foot in Mouth Awards (plainenglish.co.uk)
HACKERS BEG BORING PEOPLE TO STOP ENCRYPTING EMAIL (Satirewire.com)
Top 11 things geeks say when pulled over for speeding (bbspot.com)
Stupid Lawyers! (nationalreview.com)
Stupid People
Start your own holy war (plug-pray.org)
Wooden Computers? (Luddite.com)
HARRY POTTER AND THE CAULDRON OF SCAMS
Schlock Mercenary
Cannot find Second Half Recovery
Dumb Laws
Oracle Makes bid to buy Delaware (The Blue Brick)
How to burn Xbox games and copy-protected CDs (8Bit Joystick.com)
Do not click here (Scoopthis.com)
Colin's Weblog in London
TCP/IP over bongo drums


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